Dear BVIlanders and Belongers,

I tray to pass thees woaeds in legendarri local wraita COLOSSOS style @bvibeacon column. In Tortolian performed by a 🇨🇭 rookie. 

Look, the nuus hit me hääd inna homoc@ brewers be cämpgrong. Upcoming Jamecan regge  superstar CHRONIXX is in tong! 

And yes. They haav WaiFai no!

Ai wotsch da bööds and say to myself: Rasta, betta get up and run! So ai did…

CHRONIXX is not mi föst event a ‚tis kaind. Some tan yeas ago I seen Buju bevor he got busted. I still was the föst man in audience jos arong midnait. Now Ai kno……don sho op to oaly, mon!

Its arong midnait, rainin like fook, no band arong, I can get a coke. Only whiteee @show. 

Interessin band

Then the man shoo op. At 2.15am. Great shoo good vibes loda conssusness! Nice. 

Check video at facebook.com/chatzalp/

Now, ‚tis wa fai dees befor Ai got totally mashed up on Anegada on a fookin scoota. Bot ‚tis anada stoiy. —>Anegada 

Awrait now, that’s it fo da dee. Next coming up will be english swiss german or anada fookin languitsh. Hope you get it anyhow.